Hapitalist Cohort Engine

Find your people.

Every month we match 3–4 Hapitalists for accountability and strategy. No fluff. Real work. Real talk.

First name *

Email *

Business website

Instagram or LinkedIn

Age range *

18–24

25–29

30–34

35–39

40–44

45–49

50+

Where are you in your creative business? *

Aspiring

Still planning

Launching

Just getting started

Building momentum

Growing, figuring it out

Scaling

Systematizing what works

Established

Stable, reinventing

Reinventing

Blowing it up, starting fresh

Accountability style *

Gentle nudger

Direct + blunt

Structured check-ins

Vibe-first

Data-driven

What are you building right now? *

Biggest challenge this month *

What can you contribute to a group?

Why would you be a great cohort member? *

Preferred meeting times

Weekday mornings

Weekday afternoons

Weekday evenings

Weekends

I'm ready to invest in real connection. I understand this cohort runs for one month. I commit to showing up, doing the work, and giving as much as I take.

Applications reviewed within 24–48 hours. Cohorts launch on the 1st of each month.

Your conversations

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Cohort B — May

Jade: anyone free Thursday?

Jade Torres

That was a great call 🙌

Reyna Nakamura

Sent you the Kickstarter notes

Past Cohort — April

Marcus: congrats on the launch!

Alicia Lorne

Let's keep talking — you in?

Cohort B — May

Jade · Chris · Reyna · Sam

Cohort

Your network

People you've clicked with

Your cohort resets every month. These connections don't.

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Former cohort

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Alicia Lorne

Consultant · Scaling

Cohort A — April

Productized consulting after a decade of bespoke work. Knows pricing inside out and will tell you when yours is wrong.

MK

Marcus Kim

Course creator · Building

Cohort A — April

Building his first paid course after 3 years of free content. Very structured thinker. Obsessed with getting off the content treadmill.

JT

Jade Torres

Author · Reinventing

Cohort B — May (current)

Ghostwriter going public with her own IP. Brilliant at content systems. You want her in your corner when you're betting on yourself.

DW

Devon Walsh

Direct sales · Scaling

Cohort A — April

Expanding direct sales across multiple channels. Knows how to systematize without losing the human element.

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